Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
Randomize
