why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I am puke
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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