People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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