Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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