He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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