I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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