I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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