and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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