he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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