Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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