My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
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