I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
your room smells of hookers.
And success
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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