Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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