I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Shame - the story of my life.
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