Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
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