why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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