took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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