i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
we should paint friendship bongs
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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