I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I lost the right to judge tonight
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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