There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I am available for nakedness
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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