You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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