I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
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