I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
Actions speak louder than pants.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Randomize
