so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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