I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
it glows. i had to have it.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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