no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
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