is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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