Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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