with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Can I color on your dick again?
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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