the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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