Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
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