you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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