i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
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