Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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