i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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