Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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