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I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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