U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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