just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
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