Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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