i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
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