Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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