Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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