Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
