pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
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