found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Sober January is a disaster.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
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