Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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