Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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