I'm laying in your front yard are you home
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
He's a Shit stain on my heart
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
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