That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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