adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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